The Holy Mistake?!

What follows is the beginning of a project I'm undertaking, where I'm receiving dictation from my guru, Ladi-Da Los, from THE HOLY MISTAKE?!. I feel blessed and cursed at the same time to have been chosen to be the transcriber of such a monumental opus such as this. THE HOLY MISTAKE?! has long been treasured in Yuthan culture as a mystery school initiation for acolytes of it's monk class. Taught as an oral tradition for centuries, it is now been allowed to disseminate into popular culture.
Ladi-Da has informed me to tell you to, "Understand, that even though this work is useed to initiate those ready for knowledge of the Yuthan Monks view, history, and interraction with the Clwnkind, it should not be taken as a literal presentation of the beginning of the Nothing-times. There is no amount of preparation that could prepare one for this event called 'The Holy Mistake'. The great masters are just letting people hear this for shits and giggles."
In leiu of this warning, I present you with the first paragraph of THE HOLY MISTAKE?!. I will be updating my blog more often, as I transcribe more of this work. Understand, because of the volatile nature of this knowledge, I must take it slow. Each word has been infused with giggle energy meditation, and strung together as artistically as it has been, packs a metaphysical whallop to the funbag.
Enjoy, and leave feedback, please.
Dr. Nemo
THE HOLY MISTAKE?!
"In the final days came a monstrous hope; terrible and mocking. The dog’s yelpings were silenced while the lambs kept watch. A hush settled among the grasslands. The only noises to be heard was the twitching and snorting of the nervous horses as the ominous breeze swept across the landscape. This hope. In deference to the guilty heart. Smelling of spring fruits and young things that have yet to lose something that they never knew they had. A ferocious virginity, like the warmth before the anaesthetizing onset of exposure. Bear witness, child. For this is a cautionary tale for the inevitably damned. An illustration of the beginning of the nothing-times."